Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Couch. On fire.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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