So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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