id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
So vagazzling was a success
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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