his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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