I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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