How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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