Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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