I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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