My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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