So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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