Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Text me some of your sweat
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