if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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