Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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