bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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