how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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