I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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