Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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