dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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