Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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