I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I could fuck to npr.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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