Dual....:-)
No stitches, just platelets and will power
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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