I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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