is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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