i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I want to walk on stilts...naked
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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