What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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