I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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