HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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