what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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