YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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