Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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