haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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