Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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