So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Found your dick twin last night
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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