turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I have feelings that need drinking.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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