i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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