yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You smell like stripper and shame
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
