is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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