dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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