she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
