And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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