oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We need a shit load of segways right now
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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