I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
this will be a night to untag.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
the raccoons are back...
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