I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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