i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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