Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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