i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Still dying that you shit outside
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
