Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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