I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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