I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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