we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I currently don't understand fingers.
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